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Flim Flam Miracle Curative Tonic
剧集	假戏真做
角色	油嘴滑舌兄弟 药托 众马
演唱	塞缪尔·文森特 斯科特·麦克尼尔 伊恩·詹姆斯·柯莱特
音乐	丹尼尔·英格拉姆 斯特凡·安德鲁（管弦乐）
歌词	乔希·哈伯 丹尼尔·英格拉姆
调号	C大调/A大调、D大调、C大调
长度	3:37
专辑	Songs of Harmony
季	第四季
剧集对白	假戏真做
BMI Work ID	17947308

Flim Flam Miracle Curative Tonic（专辑版本）
调号	C大调/A大调、D大调、C大调
长度	3:35
专辑	Songs of Harmony
季	第四季

《Flim Flam Miracle Curative Tonic》是《我的小马驹：友谊就是魔法》第四季的第十四首歌曲，出现约第二十集“假戏真做”。歌中，油嘴滑舌兄弟重回小马镇，推销“大力丸”式的长生不老药。

这首歌的伴奏版本可以在孩之宝在线游戏“Key Crusaders”的10到12关听见。这首歌为原声专辑《Songs of Harmony》的第四首歌曲。

歌词

“Is just what the doctor ordered, I'm sure!”

油嘴: Thank you, one and all, for your attendance, and we guarantee that your time here will not be spent in vain!

滑舌: In fact, we think it will prove to be the most valuable time you've ever spent!

苹果杰克: The Flim Flam Brothers! This should be interestin'.

麦金塔大哥: Eeyup.

油嘴: Welcome, one and all, to the demonstration of a lifetime!

滑舌: A demonstration of a better life!

油嘴: A demonstration of a better time! And if we haven't captured your interest just yet, by the time we've finished, an unfortunate phenomenon practically guarantees that we will!

滑舌: A phenomenon? What's that?

油嘴: It's a circumstance perceptible by the senses, but in this case, it's the simple fact that:

There's ailments all around us in everything we touch and see

[滑舌]

A sickness that lies waiting there in every breath you breathe

[油嘴]

Disease will up and grab you as it crawls from land and sea

[滑舌]

It's amazing how infected that the natural world and all its things can be

油嘴: Now I understand that some of you don't think you're sick.

滑舌: But twisted hooves and aching joints don't heal all that quick.

油嘴: Consider just how dangerous this world is! You might...

[滑舌]

Slip and fall, break or sprain something here tonight

[油嘴滑舌兄弟]

But luckily for you, we've got the thing you need

And it's easier when all you need's the cure

The Flim Flam Miracle Curative Tonic

Is just what the doctor ordered, I'm sure

油嘴: Now I know our claims seem fantastical.

滑舌: Impractical.

油嘴: Improbable.

滑舌: Impossible.

油嘴滑舌兄弟: And magical!

油嘴: So we welcome every suffering pony to make their way up to the stage.

滑舌: Now don't crowd.

油嘴: And we'll prove our tonic's effectiveness before your very eyes.

滑舌: You there! Come up here, good sir.

油嘴: I'll wager you're tired of those crutches, my friend.

滑舌: Try taking a sip of this!

[ponies gasping]

[油嘴滑舌兄弟]

That's why you're so lucky we've got the thing for you

Just come on up, we've always got some more

Of the Flim Flam Miracle Curative Tonic

[药托]

I won't need these crutches to dance out the door

史密斯婆婆: Now how do ya like that?

苹果杰克: I don't. There's somethin' funny about this whole thing.

[油嘴]

Now some of you may suffer from feelings of despair

You're old, you're tired, your legs won't work, there's graying in your hair

[滑舌]

Just listen and I'll tell you that you don't need to fear

Your ears will work, your muscles tone, your eyes will see so clear

[众马]

Luckily for us, you've got the thing we need

The answer to our problems in a jar

The Flim Flam Miracle Curative Tonic

Is the greatest ever miracle by far!

[in background]

Tonic... tonic... tonic...

油嘴: It cures the reins, the spurs, and the Clydesdale fur blight.

滑舌: Hooferia and horsentery cured in just a night.

油嘴: You've got swollen hooves and hindquarters or terrible bridle-bit cleft.

滑舌: Saunter sitz and gallop plop will give your tail some heft.

油嘴: Mane loss, hay fever, or terrible tonsillitis.

滑舌: You heard it here, folks -- this is the only place in all of Equestria you'll find it!

[油嘴]

It can make you shorter, taller, or even grow old

[滑舌]

But who'd want that?

[油嘴]

When with one drink

[油嘴滑舌兄弟]

You can be young again–

史密斯婆婆: SOLD!

油嘴: Congratulations, Granny Smith! You just made the purchase of a lifetime!

苹果杰克: Are you as worried as I am?

麦金塔大哥: Eeyup.

参考

英文原文：Flim Flam Miracle Curative Tonic